*puts on blow by beyonce*
"make sure you clean that, it’s the only way to get the….
when u meet a new friend and you have no memories to talk about
i hate when people say “you’ve barely touched your food” like what do you want me to do stroke it
I am a pretty patient person but if there is one thing I will lose my shit over almost instantly it’s my computer/internet being slow my tolerance level is exactly 0 for that shit man I did my time in the 90’s/2000’s I don’t need any of this garbage